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Master Dijon will spread the love...with an uzi

House...Not Home...or Umbrella
The Adventures Of: DIJON ENGLISH RADISH RADISH
Description of What You Humans Call..."Myself"
All Blackmail:
Outrageous and Outlandish Folktales Written by a Midget Sitting on A Rams Elbow
Mental Joe (with a backwards 'e') Memorial

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The FOURTH!!!!!!!!!! issue of The Adventures Of: Dijon English Radish Radish has just been released!

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2/2/05

This site almost crossed the line into seriousness, so I've started a new site *sigh* yes, another. This site can be accessed at

http://www.boxofsharpobjects.bravehost.com

It is a serious site although my corniness and lameness does slip into it. The site has updates about local shows in Adelaide, mainly Two Bucks Entertainment shows and also bigger shows. Anyways, tata for now

Happy new year too

Happy Christmas, bitches. But more importantly:
 
HAPPY BOXING DAY!!!

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I made this site because I got bored and had a lot of time to waste...I also really don't want to do homework. You may know me from my primary weblog, http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=dijon_english_radish_radish or my original site, which I forgot the password to http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=dijon and the other one I forgot the password to http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=hand_in_sandwich_press (well of course you do. I am your God. How could you not know me already?! BOW DOWN AT MY FEET!!!! GROVEL!!! GROVEL I TELL YOU!!!). This site will be a little different and I don't expect anyone to read it. It is purely for my personal satisfaction...because I am so lame...and I want to change my name to The Yellow Dart.+5 marks. Mainly music and stupid things will fillllllllllllll this considerably empty space that lies here at this very moment. Maybe even some cartoons I made and some weblogs entries ie, Dijon English Radish Radish. Hold onto your seats because this is going to be an atrocious ride filled with bad grammar, bad jokes and spelling errors.

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BUT NOW, THE IMPORTANT NEWS:

This year, the ANNUAL ULTIMATE SLINKEY COMPETITION will be held on my personal island...yes, that's right. Dijon English Radish Radish has a personal island (haha to those who doubted me!). The ULTIMATE SLINKEY competitors will have great fun on my island...without stairs...these slinkeys are so buff that they don't need stairs. Phh. Only slackers need stairs...what kind of slinkey needs stairs? Phhh. Stairs.

This is the poopy part where I write barely anything, but I have to write something because if I write nothing a tumble-weed will inhabit this space

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Looks like I couldn't stop that tumble-weed. Please, make it welcome.

I can't get rid of The * Ataris news box. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to stay very informed.